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Monday, April 24, 2006

aiks?? kena lagiiiii?? (english: damn i can't believe my luck!)

hmmmm ... just when i thought i was snugly wrapped up in my warm, happy and "everything is good, don't worry" safety coccoon ... some imbecile would spring out of the stinky, vomit-inducing depths of hell (or wherever stinking place they came from) and say something totally out of line, stupid and sungguhmenyakitkanhati (hurtful) ... absolutely unprovoked and unnecessarily ...

PPFFFTTTTT!!!! eh, why can't you just stay in that pus-filled hole where you belong???

imbecile to me: so you're a spinster .....

SPINSTER, eh??

here's the definition of spinster from dictionary.com

3 entries found for spinster.

spin-ster (spnstr) n.

1) A woman who has remained SINGLE beyond the conventional age for marrying.
2) A SINGLE woman.
3) A person whose occupation is spinning.


keywords: WOMAN, SINGLE, BEYOND CONVENTIONAL AGE FOR MARRYING ...

do i belong to any of the above definition?

lessee now ... i'm definitely not #3, unless all this time i didn't know that i'm a spider masquerading as a woman or a famous deejay in a hiphop club. *scratches #3 from list*

ahhh ok ... perhaps they think i'm #2 (A SINGLE woman), so i'm a spinster eh? we'll get back to #2 in a bit, now let's talk about #1. how old do you have to be before you go beyond the conventional marriable age? i'll turn 33 in july (insya Allah). is 33 over and beyond the so-called conventional age? ok, maybe to many very backwards malays, 33 is too old to be unmarried *rolls eyes* geez i just have so much disdain for the way the malays view this! GRRR! so that's WHY i was branded a spinster (no prizes in guessing the race of the imbecile *pssst, he's malay, btw*). but really, if age is an issue, could someone tell me how old does one have to be before she's condemned to be "beyond the conventional age for marrying"? go on, humour me, i'm so eager to know (not!). now, don't expect me to wait for the answer with bated breath cos as far as i'm concerned, i'm still in the game. eh, i'm still young whattt ... i still can roller blade hokay ... heh. go me! *scratches #1 from list*

ok, now back to #2. how the heck do you know if i'm single or not? do you know anything about me or did you just assume that if a woman is not married, then she's single? i won't voluntarily offer information about my private life to all and sundry but if you'd have asked me (nicely), then you'd probably know more than what this blog would reveal. but NOOOOOOO, it's more fun to make your own deductions, right? you meet a woman, you find out she's over 30 and unmarried, and in a flash you see the words "spinster, old maid and anak dara tua" doing the tango in your pathetically shallow mind. and of course you HAVE TO tell her that she's a spinster, right? i mean, apparently she's oblivious to that fact. besides it would do the world and mankind a hell lot of good, wouldn't it? gosh, think of all the people, animals and plants saved by your quick wit and ingenuity! YAY! good going there, imbecile. your good deed of the year. bravo! *extra helpings of sarcasm sauce, yum yum!* *scratches #2 from list*

soooo in conclusion, i'm NOT single, i WANT to get married and aunt flo STILL visits me. now, do you still think i've earned the right to that title? heh .... go on, humour me some more. i'm in a good mood today ...

why people would give their 2 cents worth of stupidity when they don't even know me is beyond me. god, just leave me alone, ok? and oh, i always try to practise what my mama told me when i was younger, "if you have nothing good to say, then don't bloody say anything" (my mom didn't actually say "bloody", i added it cos i'm foul that way. heh). damnit, that's gold! why can't anyone understand that? it's simple enough even for idiots right??

ok, enough ... i'm done talking to imbeciles ...

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