once upon a time there was a little princess who loved chiclets (dunno what it is? then you're too young). she'd chew and chew and munch and munch for hours on end. one day she accidently swallowed 2 pieces of chiclets and went into a frenzy thinking that from that day forth, her farts would be permanently peppermint-y (oh, the horror!). but to her delight, they were as stinky as ever and she continued terrorising people with them whilst happily chewing and munching away. strangely, nobody saw those 2 pieces of gum ever again (hmmmm ....).

her passionate obsession came to a screeching halt when one fateful day, the tyrannical prime minister banned all form of chewing gum from her kingdom. the princess was brokenhearted and in an attempt to stop the ban, threw a huge pissy-fit. but when she realised that it was in vain, she ran to another country for rehabilitation. years passed and she returned (the damn place is still devoid of chewing gum, but hey at least she's not addicted anymore). she met a handsome prince and had a wonderful fairytale romance. their wedding was beautiful and grand .... and chiclet-free. their perfect happy lives were sealed when she gave birth to a cute, bouncy baby boy soon after.

Eight months passed and the baby gets cuter and bouncier by the minute. one day the princess noticed something odd on her baby's gums. upon closer inspection, she suddenly lets out a loud shriek and drops down to her knees, her face in her hands. the mystery of the 2 pieces of chiclets that vanished from long ago finally came to light.


heh heh!

ok ok, that whole story was totally fictitious and bullshit ....

the message in today's entry is really .... amir the adorable has acquired 2 upper chiclet teeth ... *chiclety grins*

Jewel mused @ 4:42 PM | | Permalink

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