hmmm .... i wanted to share some useless musings yesterday but i'm not feeling too good, see? why? cos i've got a super-leaky nose (no, not because of a fight, heh), incessant sneezing (i can feel my brains rattling in my head), the cough (my poor cat had taken to hiding under the bed) and plenty of phlegm (all the hacking and coughing it out comes complete with its own theatre sound surround system). today, i get a sharp, nippy pain in my chest everytime i breathe deeply, sneeze, cough or empty my nostrils. oh yeah, it's miserable to the pits. oh woe is meeeeeee ....

hokaaay, i'll stop all that attention-seeking self-pity talk now and get on with my midweek's list of random, painfully insipid musings. dum dee doooo ....

1) bo bice has really, and i mean really, REALLY nice eyes. yep, he does. oh and i wrote a poem about him. it's really, and i mean really, REALLY stoopid (the poem, not bo bice). i got inspired when i was at her blog. i can't help myself, see? i just had to rhyme. it's just the flaky neurotic nutcase that i am. huh? the poem? hmmm, i dunno .... i don't think the world is ready for my poetic flair. oh alright, here goes ...

bo bice has gorgeous ice (eyes) - (ok so i'm corny, so what? ... heh)
and he sure sing real nice
you think his long hair got lice?
i'd say NOO! once, twice, thrice!
i'll put down chinese hell money and a packet of lemak rice (nasi lemak ... duh!)
ok, now i'll roll the dice

that's it. don't say i didn't warn you.

2) how to get rid of buh-bye arms? y'know, the flabby, fleshy stuff hanging disgustingly down your triceps that will keep quivering long after you're done waving? yep, tricep push-ups oughta blast all that nasty flabby stuff off. i'm aching now. i'm aching 'cos i did just that yesterday and i don't even have buh-bye arms to start with. ouch ...

3) i love ben&jerry's brownie batter. it's sooooo good, i can't even believe it. it's like "out of this world" good. it's this "it's so good, it blew my mind" kinda good. it's just this "my life has changed forever" good. it's so "i can see the light at the end of the tunnel" kinda good. you know what i mean??

4) ok, back to american idol ... anwar has cool hair. and a cool voice. and a unique style. he looks like a totally nice and genuine guy. one who would not change an iota even if he wins the competition. in fact, he's so nice, cowell envisaged puppies on stage with him. but somehow i wonder, underneath all that, do you think he has nipple rings? ... hmmmm .... what a wonderful world .....

5) the henna season has started! now that's a reason to rejoice. bring it on! i'm high on eucalyptus!! wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

6) useful or useless? ... you see someone fall down 2 flights of stairs, and you tell him, "be careful!". a car just ran over an animal and you yell at the driver, "watch out for that animal!". you see someone running frantically away from a rabid dog, and you shout, "RUN!". someone sits on a newly painted park bench and you inform him, "wet paint". yep, exactly like all my random musings. totally useless.

7) bo bice rocks cos bo bice has long beautiful shiny hair. and a nice manly voice. and really, i mean really, REALLY nice eyes. huh? i've talked about bo bice already? you sure? heh, well waddya know, i sure did! geez, i must be getting old. that or all that sneezing has dislocated my brains. i wonder why we need to use both his first and last name all the time when referring to bo bice. well, whatever the reason is, bo bice is a really cool name. bo is so ... out of place without bice. and vice versa.

alright, i'm drained and you guys are not sympathetic. i'm sick, remember???

jewel, out ....

Jewel mused @ 3:56 PM | | Permalink

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