It's ALL about HENNA!
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
... is short for "for my immediate action" heh.
forget about my wistful wants, needs and wishes. i've thought of a few things that needed my IMMEDIATE action, so here goes;
(please take note that this list was made up by my conscience, who did all that without consulting me first. GRRR!)
- get off your ever-expanding butt and start working out again, for God's sakes, and stop making stupid excuses to get out of it, like your dog ate your gym shoes, or something, you sneaky liar! everyone knows your dog only exists in your little imaginary world.
- stop eating junk food and you can start by putting down that HUGE slice of sinfully luscious triple chocolate cake. yes spit out what's already in your mouth too, you big, fat glutton!
- get a freaking job, you lazy layabout. and i mean a REAL one, that pays REAL money, not like the last one that paid monopoly money, that you happily used to pay for that bag of cheetos (geez, junk food again!?) and got you busted 'cos DUH! they're not real money. God, can't you tell the difference anymore?
- get married already ... and *censored to protect the innocent* (no you really REALLY don't wanna know what had transpired in that conversation).
- do something to your hair, woman. its a freaking living rainforest, complete with scaly and furry wild animals. its so out of control, i've even seen packs of pygmies running around naked in there somewhere.
uhmmm anything else? no? ... ok i'll get started then. in that order.
;-)
Jewel mused @ 8:58 PM | | Permalink
.:: how to book ::.
* NOTE *
i'm not taking anymore bookings until further notice. apologies!
* NOTE *
i'm not taking anymore bookings until further notice. apologies!
.:: spinning ::.